The problem goes back to the first time I tried to bang her. She kept giggling at my tiny wee-wee and saying how “cute” it was, and how it was “like a little baby”, and then she started making baby-talk at it. I was so humiliated I couldn’t even get hard. Unfortunately, that first time set the pattern, and from then on I could never get hard with her, no matter how much she spanked me.
And this was after I had cleaned her house, done her laundry, washed her car, mowed the lawn, bought groceries, cooked dinner, washed the dishes, gave her a massage and a pedicure, and wiped her butt.
And after all that, she had the NERVE to disrespect me! I mean, how COULD she? I was so mad I could spit.
But no more! I’m never going to work for her again! NEVER!!
[stamps foot]
on September 15, 2009 at 1:51 amHerbie
Note to editor: the 2nd version of my submission is a little more edited. The first was a premature click.