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As women, when we first start dating a guy we want to remain perfect in his eyes. Taking a massive one at his house might ruin that image of you. We want that princess like treatment and we want nothing to spoil how he views us. So, what happens when you are at his house and you have the bubble guts? Do you politely tell him that you have to leave unexpectedly? Or do you go in his bathroom and let loose on his toilet and figure that he will be alright with it since it is natural? As far as passing gas, do you leave out the room and head to the bathroom every single time? What happens if you suddenly feel gassy? How long do you stay in the uncomfortable zone? The zone where you cannot fully be yourself in every way around your man. The zone where he does not know that you do more than pass gas, you fart. The zone where he is unaware that you can spend upwards of 15 minutes rocking the toilet and when you leave out it smells like death.

Fellas, is there a time period that you like for chicks to follow before they begin to really let loose around you? Once they do does it make you look at them differently? Ladies, who are in a relationship, how long did you wait before you felt comfortable enough to pass gas or “boo” in the house with your man?

“I’m also uncomfortable with the idea of a woman knowing where I live. If they’re intoxicated they might not remember, but if they do remember, and they actually committed the location of my residence to memory, she probably has stalker tendencies.”

My significant other told me this was one of the reasons he never wanted to invite me over when we first met. Men are such weird creatures, lol.